I'm watching HLN on a Friday night, near 9:32 pm, and they are discussing Weiner's Resignation from ... what is he? All I know is that he was sex texting and sending compromising pictures to ... who?
I guess I'm one of those who only remember this issue more due to his name ... Weiner. :) Every time I hear his name, those Oscar Mayer Weiner songs play through my mind. (Yes, there were two versions of the song!)
Showbiz Tonight's, A.J. Hammer, is opening his discussion with some ... well ... it all has to do with the name, Weiner. And, for Mr Hammer, its not the Oscar Mayer Weiner songs that he's reminded of. He seems more focused on, well, things like:
The Big Spin ... Congressman Weiner's News Conference ... Lies, that in truth he finally admits to 'showin his buisness'... Weiner's other package ... He's leaving with a bulging retirement package (which should be interesting to note that Mr Weiner's package could be worth more than a million dollars, and may include an annual pension, a gold plated health care plan, and a capitol hill parking space,) and the climax of the whole scandal? He could possibly be heading to Hollywood!!
What a lucky twit. (No, A.J. Hammer didn't say that on his show. This is my comment.)
Ok, ok, this is not why I decided to post on my blog tonight.
Look at me, sitting here watching TV on a Friday night, alone, with a cold and no where to go ... which is good because of my cold. Even without a cold, though, I'd still be hangin, alone, on a Friday night, my usual mode, in these 'older' years. Alone, sitting and watching TV ... and this would be true, even if my husband wasn't off on a Father's Day ride, this weekend. We seem to migrate towards our own TV's. His in the living room and mine in my office. (We do have our moments when we watch the same program/movie and hang in his living room. But I'm in a self pity moment, sick with a spring cold, sooo ALONE is my wail tonight. Ok?)
It's Friday night and I don't feel like going anywhere. Just took some Nyquil to combat my cough, TV is full of junk and both my cats are hanging close enough to be annoying. This Friday night it is good to be alone and have no where to go ... but to bed to get well!
The question is ... will I be able to sleep without ....
♫♪ OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER,
THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE. ♫♫
♪♫ CUZ IF I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER,
EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!♪
♪♪ OH I'M GLAD I'M NOT AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER,
THAT IS WHAT I NEVER WANA BE. ♪♫
♫♪ CUZ IF I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER,
THERE WOULD SOON BE NOTHING LEFT OF ME. ♫♪♫
♫♫ OH IT'S A SAD DAY FOR NEW YORK'S MR. WEINER,
HE FINALLY TELLS THE TRUTH AND HAS TO LEAVE. ♪♫
♪♪ CUZ SHOWIN EVERYONE HE'S GOT A WEINER,
PROVED HE WASN'T THERE FOR YOU AND ME. ♫
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